[Dailydrool] Hi frum Buster Brown

[Brenda Weddle]

Hi. Dis Buster Brown ob da Thundering Herd. I not write b4. We habs lot ob fings heppenin round here. Sum gud, sum not so gud. When yu get r Howliday Cards, u will see only two ob us on da card. Well, yu nose bout Molly and da liddle weiner Gretchen. Bout a month ago, Daisy Bewwe and Andy, da liddle Blue Heeler, gotted out. Dey was attacked by sum dogs and bof of dem went to da Bridge. Da mama and da Daddy habs many many love drops in dere eyes - still do. Dat is why I, Buster, are pawing da puter for dem. It ben berry berry ruff year for dem. Lots ob odder houndies go to the Bridge dis year dat odder peeps lubs. We berry sorry. We nose it hurts da hart. Miss Elder Clara, ma'm, cud you please close da Gates for a while, least til after da howlidays. Dere ben too many houndies going to da Bridge lately. Too much hurt here on da earth. Dere been sum gud here too. Da Mama and Daddy adopted two doggies in honor ob da ones dat went to da Bridge. Dey are not houndies, but we lubs dem ennyway. Jake is a smooth Collie. Dat means hiz hair is shorter dan da ruff Collies. He purty,err, handsome (sorry Jake). Da odder one is a Newfoundland. Brody was nuffin but skin, hair and bones when da swaves brotted him home. Shud weigh ober a hunnerd pounds, only weighed 63. Mama gettin him in shape, tho. he goin to da vetperson Munday to get tutored (oh, neutered? Dat berry different, hehehehe. Oops, sorry Mr. Brody. No I didn't meen to laff. Was just thinkin bout a joke. Yessir, I be careful.) Dat da gud and da not so gud round heer.
Now, I , Buster Brown, habs a Cwismus request. I wud like to habs a gurlfurend fur Cwismuss. Well, not jus for Cwismass, but fureber. Mama sez I am a bewwy hansum houndie and would be a gud boyfurend. If enny ob you gurls are innerested, yu can e-mail me. 
 
Lubs, soft snooters and drool to all whut needs it.
Buster Brown and all da odders ob the Thundering Herd (oh, yeah, and da swaves, too). 		 	   		  
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