[Dailydrool] tHE bASSETS CRISSMUS DREEM

[Beverly Szaton]

THE BASSET'S CRISSMUS DREEM

BY
Nigel, Llewis, Conley and Cooper



Tis a night befour Crissmus

An all thru the hawse

Not a creetshure was stirring

(Oh wait: Conly git off da counner

Llewis leeb them packitches alone

Cooper stop barking

Ok Momperson say ebberbuddy in he crate

She SAID----thenk yew.)



Ousside da hawse the newfallin snow

Falls an falls an falls some more.

Road dey be bloked

Da plows cannot git through

Dat twenny pound toikey

Endin up gonna be juss for youse?



But feer not my frens

Crissmuss is here

Bassets abound

Full of good cheer.

Unrappin gifties

Playin wif toys

Ahrooin an bayin

All heppy noise!



An dinner is served:

Conly youse must sit here

Nigel gits da good seat

Llewis dat chair

Cooper at dat end

MomPerson there

Pleese pass da toikey

Potaters an HEY

Conly git offa da tebel

Llewis gimme da rolls

Nigel stop growlin

Cooper! Leggo he nose!



Who gots da drumstik

Dey be only 2

Llewis it's Nigel's

WHATS WRONG WIF ALL YOUSE???



It's Crissmuss youse nose

Behave for a change

Less all habe a good time!





Oh hell.

Pass the wine.

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Wif Merry witches to ebberb......Llewis dis a pome. Now whutchu grumpin
about?

Merry Witches. You nose, heppy heppy like.

It is?

You sure? Lemme see dat.....oh.



Wif Merry WISHES to ebberbudy an a heppy news yeer

Lub from

Nigel, Llewis, Conley, Cooper an Mom&DadPerson to alla youse.
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