[Dailydrool] Why I NEBBER!!!!!

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dis Brudder Elwood. Dat Rite I nebber. Why lookie here--da drool is so silent I be a wonderin whut is goin on--now here it is--Liddel Conley's Burfdey--he bee four taday--an I see no greetin, no cheer--no nuffin. SIGH. Wherez are youze peepel??? We shud be habbin selebrationz, CAKE, ice creamz, beef, booze, why yes--BOOZE----

Brudder Elwood needz booze affer yesterdey---nebber ebber trust da peeps---them folks sey spa dey and I comes home wif me choppers shinin, me toebones gone, an to whooze ebber ober dere at Doc's dat gib me da butt squeeze------well-----dooze you really need to use da jawz ob life back dere?????? Me tailpipe got new shape---it aint round back dere no more, it now like a wedgie---da Brudder aint heppy.

Nowz all youze folks git dem paws a moobin---give liddel Conley a biggie shout fur da specul day. An while youze at it---gib shout to all dem folks in need, and drool, an prayerz, and all stuff gud.

Brudder Elwood is a waitin to see---or I send Brudder Jake to youze home.


Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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