[Dailydrool] Help help need help wif squrrls!!!Urgent!!!

[Beverly Szaton]

Oh Nooooo! Da DadPerson hab veryy spensive wether stashun stuff. Squrrls
ated the wires!!! He are fyuri...fyeur...reely reeely reeeeely mad. He bin
out dere twicet taday shovin junk in dere houzehole. It in a roof kinder.
Hard to splain. He mebbe it callt a softlit. It a bildin whut usta be purty
but now rotten MomPerson say it need to come down DadPerson say--nebbermind
dass sumfin elss.
So DadPerson shovt some ob MomPersons deck-oh-rate-if grass in da hole
yellin here you liddel bas----whut Llewis, I cant say dat? Dere no Mod
SqwAD.  Youse such a priss Llewis...Ok so I canit tell youse whut he say but
take Auntie Marlene and rattch it up a notch. He were on a ladr and we all
staning at da boddom so he hab truble gettin off da laddr an den we so heppy
he off da laddr we jumnps all ober he wif (he say) we fillthee dirdy feets
godda---- nebbermine.
MomPerson not home durin all dis.
MomPerson heppy at da paintin place paintin places wif Mr. Cooper Sir who
likes all dat snooty stuff.
DadPerson call her onna fone an start skreemin abot squirrls an wires an
dogs an she still didint come home dont nose why...she comes home lotsa
lader.

MomPerson come home lookit out de winnow and say you nose you teke a
cowbar--- whut Llewis. A cowbar! COW BAR. Youse nose-- dat fing hebby medal
wif da hook on da end---ita whut? Why youse use it on crows? Well lookit up.
Ok Ok teke a Crowbar an pull down dat hole sexshun ob da soflit but were a
hat an raincoat cuz dey gots 3 yrs ob houze in dere gone come down.
Not tanight.
We needs help. We needs Colt and Ruger and All da Squrrl killers we kin git.
I figger abouyt 30 houndies outta be able to git rid of dem squirrls.
MomPerson wants ta try her .9mm but Dadperson say oh no no way not a chance.
She juss teesin. We fink.

Nigel, Llewis and Conley (Cooper outta dis one.)
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