[Dailydrool] A Nudder New Neighbor

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Dis bee Evil Annie  and me and Maggie gotz a nudder new  neighbor,  but we 
aint gotz to meet him yet. he lib real close  coz  mommy was standing in da 
middle of da street yelling his name fur him to come  outside, but it beez 
winter here an dem windows shut so he must not ob heard  mommy yelling.  dis 
what happen,  mommy taking meez and Maggie to da  bank, she warmed up da car 
fur us too, she so nice,  so we pull out ob out  garage and mommy fur got 
her cell phone so her goes back in da house, den dose  crazy weird people 
cross da street  come out get in dere car start it  up   ROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM  , 
mommy coming back  now ,   starts  to get in our car and dat crazy guy back up 
and hit mommy car and  cracked her headlight, yes sir dats what happened  
and he drove away   dis second time in two weeks dat dey hit our car.den 
mommy goes out in da middle  of da street and she be yelling really load  fur 
Mr. Dick Head ,   dats our new neighbor we tink ????? but no body come 
outside, we not sure  what house he lib in but  he hab to lib close if her yelling 
fur him,   mommy real mad her call da police  and tell them, so dey send 
ober a  nice police officer, he nose mommy cuz he said   " HI  MARLENE " he 
takes a " report "  den he said are dere any witnesses  ????
bwahahaha  mommy points at us and sez those two girls sitting in my  car, 
him laughed at mommy so mommy tell him about dem hitting our odder  car  and 
he said he go talk to dem people, mommy sez " can I come along  "  and dat 
officer said  "  OH NO "  " I will handle this "  so now we hab to wait fur 
second chapter  and when we come home frum da  bank we going to go find  our 
new neighbor Mr. Dick Head !
 
Evil Annie and Maggie Wags
 
Mommy calls dem red necks  whuts dat Maggie?  who gotz da red  neck ?  let 
me see pleeeeese
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