[Dailydrool] My Venshure

[Beverly Szaton]

This are Llewis. I hab a venshure taday kinda. I bin bored. Very bored. I go
outside but it cold. I come in but everbuddy asleep. I wanner around. After
a bit I whimper. Nobody wantsa play. Nobody awake. Nobody gots time for
Llewis. I deside to get on MomPersons bed wif Conley but Conley make a face
say NOT A CHANCE. I whimper. MomPerson puts me onna bed an gives Conley a
LOOK. Not da kinda Look a Basset use, not THE LOOK, but A LOOK. Big
diffrence.

Alla sutten MomPerson jumpup an say I nose les go do sumfinm, Llewis, juss
you an me!

WOW! I neber get to do dat stuff. OBOY. So I gets my leesh on (it green) an
MPerson get da kees an we goes to da Van an she helpt me in an off we go. A
VENSHURE!! Juss Me an MomPerson, No Nigel, No Conley....No mr,.
cooper.........juss liddel llewis all
alone........................................wait....wait a
minut....hey..MomPerson hey wait we need Nigel at lees. I neber go nowhere
wiffout Nigel at leees! Wait we gotta goes beke. HEY GOTTA GO BEKE!! But she
no lissnin. She yammin away bout whut a wunnerful venshure we habbin.

I start whimpring. I wanna Brudder. I want my brudder. MomPerson talky talky
den tell me not so nice to stop. Den we stop. We dere. We at da Venshure
place. Ok, Ok I try dis. Affer all, MomPerson wif me...she open da door an
we sumplace I kinder member frum a long long long long long time ago--lotsa
dog smell. Lotsa food smell. Hmmm..some oder aminal smells....she  say dis
PESTMART!
I finking-- PESTS??? Dis meen I a pest or it meen dey sell pests? If dey
sell pests mebbe I kin take a SQUIRREL home to Nigel!!!
But no, no squirrels. Oder dogs. MomPerson let me snuffly around all I want.
I tend to kinder like the paths with da big bags of food da best. She want
me to lookee at sumfin callt fish, but dere a big yellow dog dere an we
kinder say hellow how are you Ise fine, me too, stuff like dat. Den we
lookit at flittery boids. Not like da boids at home.
I fine a blue fuzzy thing hangin down whut I like so we gets dat, an
MomPerson pickt out anodder liddel toy an we get dat. We going home! I going
beke to my Brudder who I mist I bin gone so long. I hope he still dere.
Haben't gottn married an mooved away or nuffin. We gets in da car. Whut if
he too old to play enymore I been gone forebber. Whut if he no love me no
more? I start whimpring. Dis time MomPerson tell me shuddup like she meen it
so I does. And we home. And I gets to da door an NIGEL DERE HE HEPPY TO SEE
ME, HE FINE ebberbody fine ebberbody jellyus. I shares my toys.  Now I gotta
teke a nap. I dont fink I like venshures wiffout Nigel.

Love and Drool to all in need, Jake me watching out for youse.
 Llewis. Of Llewis, Nigel, Conley an Cooper
(I like stayin home da best.)
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