[Dailydrool] Msg from ASTT HQ

[Swartz]

Ruger woofing in Congratulations to Conley on your superior mauzer
skills. You are the HOUND!  Momma almost spit coffee all over the
pawboard when she read your post...especially the part about you swallow
the mauze and snatching the hotdoggie.  Hehe.  

Colt & I gave out Sr. Hounds Abound Calendars to all of our Aunties this
year for Christmas.  They all loved them and Auntie Val's son Erick sat
looking through it and asked "Mom, did you know Colt & Ruger are in
here?"  LOL. Grandma was very happy with her Daily Drool calendar but
was disappointed that she didn't get a Sr. Hounds Abound calendar
too...oopps...We are bad Granddawgs. Next year Grandmaw!  Momma also
gave her Mother & MIL a Elder Clara pot holder, LOVE THEM! Unfortunately
she was slacking in her duties and missed out on the dish
towels...bummer. I bet they would have made wonderful drool wiping
towelz for Colt & I...Especially Colt, when that hound drinks water he
drips water all over the house!  I think momma needs to take him to the
vetman to have the holes in his lipper flaps sewn up.

Colt and I are up to our eyeballs in terrorist squirrels & rogue
kitties. It has been a lot of work to keep those little varmits out of
our compound.  Okay, we are trying capture, interrogate and then kill
them but they must be on performance enhancing drugs! Those things are
fast, and doing all kinds of crazy acrobatic leaps from the trees. It
like one of those circus o 'lays.

In other news here at ASTT HQ we are on final countdown for the Big
Doggie Daddy's return to home base! He been gone over there in England
for a nickzillion years! Momma says he is over there playing
superhero...but I think he is over there having tea and crumpets with
the Queen and playing polo with the Prince's.  Ahyhoo 81 days until
Daddies return!  Colt & I are so excited that it makes our butts wiggle
when we think about it. 

Drool to all the sick or injured houndies and slaves.
Ruger, ASTT Director & Gulf Coast Team Leader