[Dailydrool] Patio Furniture

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

momPerson and dadPerson have bought Cyrus and I some outdoor furniture.  We 
couldn't be more delighted.  There are table and chairs to bring FOOD outdoors.  
What could be better??  Well, guess what ... there IS something better .... this 
something is called a chaise lounge.  There is one for me and one for Cyrus.  
Isn't that wonderful?  They are very cushy and comfortable and lovely and I 
heard dadPerson exclaiming to momPerson that they were costly too.  So very 
generous of momPerson and dadPerson.

And then guess what?  Last night after dinner momPerson went out and laid down 
on MY chaise!!  I swear she did.  Well I didn't want to be a meanie, so I 
decided I could share with my momPerson but I'll be darned if she didn't keep 
trying to scoot me over!!  On my own chaise lounge!!

Cyrus had it worse ... he's huge and dadPerson kicked him OFF of his very own 
chaise lounge in order to lay down himself.  Seriously.

These slaves are completely untrainable.  If they want chaise lounges for the 
yard they should buy their own and leave our brand new ones alone!

Any suggestions from the hounds out there?  Anyone had to deal with this?

More later from Snoopy
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