[Dailydrool] Funny story

[Swartz]

Ok there I was!!!! working the hound supporting job at Doggie Daycare.  Background: Our doggie daycare is part of a a vet clinic that provides Daycare, boarding and grooming at the builiding next door.  SO...in comes this beautiful Catahoula leopard dog named Max, to board with us for a long weekend. So I go up to help the receptionist check in the dog and tell the owner how handsome the dog is.   So we are giving him the details about boarding and he ask about day care....I explain about daycare and that for a little extra moolah Max could join us in daycare during his stay with us instead of sitting in a kennel all day.  The receptionist upon reviewing Max's record speaks up and say "well he is not nuetered so Max can not come into day care"  (one of our rules is that all dogs must be current on all shots and be spayed or nuetered" Owner says "I've been meaning to do it but just haven't gotten him up here to get it done." I said well we could do it while he is staying with us and start rambling on about the benifits of early nueter. (I am still holding the dog by a leash mind you) Well Max must have known what nuetering was and he very matter of factly let me know what he thought of my suggesting to have him parted from his family jewels by standing beside and leaning against my leg and peeing/soaking my lower leg...he did not lift his leg but just positioned himself as to ever so covertly pee on me. Telling me "Piss on you and your nuetering!!!"  I lovingly grab his face and said "Ohhh Max you must really like me, since you just marked me as yours"   I swear daggers flew out of that dogs eyes.  I then went out to the yard after handing Max over to one of the vet techs for his nueter and went and rinsed off my leg with the waterhose. 

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