[Dailydrool] Pants that smell like Sheep

[Dale Rutz]

Hi again ... Snoopy here .... in desparate need of training for my momPerson.  
Today momPerson put on pants that smell like a sheep ... and what did she expect 
would happen I wonder ... I needed a good sniff of course.  And then I realized 
momPerson was LEAVING and so I danced and rubbed and snarfled and all of a 
sudden momPerson's black, creased, smell like a sheep pants looked a lot 
different.  Did you know that basset drool turns white when it dries on smells 
like a sheep pants?  Did you know that basset hair embeds itself on smells like 
a sheep pants.  OF COURSE you did ... and what did YOU expect to happen when 
momPerson got dressed like that and tried to leave in the morning??  Hummmmmm?

Well momPerson somehow thought I would go lay down with Cyrus and leave her 
weird clothes alone.  SERIOUSLY.  She got a wet wash cloth and wiped her pants 
off and when she got done I realized she was trying to LEAVE again so I mugged 
her.  She taught me some new words and told me to go lay down with Cyrus and 
last I saw her she was wiping down those weird pants on the porch.  Can somebody 
please explain the basset facts of life to my momPerson?  SERIOUSLY.

--Snoopy
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