[Dailydrool] Fur Whooze the Bell Tolls

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Gate Guard Elder Clara repawtin in from the Bridge.
Now let me tell ya, nebber thought I was gonna hab to work up here---got me nice memory foam perch, prime location---I see it all--and then they tellz me I hab a new job. Geez--it nebber end.

So--it start like this-da bell rings--Elder Clara toddle on ober to da gate, check out whooze ring the bell--
Hold it--I had to have little peep hole put in-why last night there was a KAT out there--I told that one he had 8 more lives--smacked him back to earth---Elder Clara take her first days on the job pretty serious youze see.
So then the bell rings again.
Elder Clara check dis out---git out me list--Oh!!!! Got me new entries out there, I buzz dem in--
Okay whooze Jasper?? Step on up to me information desk--git your paws off me perch--park your butt rite dere on the line. We gonna chat.
Jasper I seez you been good boy--and it seys you gots Mr Freckles already up here, now--we since you got family that got here short time ago---Elder Clara skip the body search. We run tight ship here at da bridge- you assigned star 39G--right next to Freckles--take your pooper scooper, down the skyline, go left at Bridge Road. Your star rite dere. Buffet open all night--I seez you order cookies--we gots plenty. No barfin at the table now--go slow-they nebber end. Telescope open for you 7am--you git 5 minutes. Now Freckles tell you the rest--Go on---Life all good now.
Geesh--I hope I git paycheck---all this instruction hard--but it be me first time--we shorten this up when I git good at it--whut we hope bee long time comin. Keep them gates closed--
Next--you must be Xaxa--Elder Clara gotz da repawt rite her---you order fluffy cloud. Hmmm---we squeeze you in ober dere on Rainbow Lane. Cloud 244F. But not so fast---Fey Fey has rules---Elder Clara git check list--you new here.No family that I can tell-- I do the walk around inspection first---pass--earflap check--pass---snooter check--pass---Elder Clara aint a doin the tailpipe---got me limits here--
We passing so far--now Xaxa--you order up ribs. The buffet is full--and like I tells Jasper--no pukin at the table, pooper scooper rite dere--and telescope time ebbery morning 10 am.--Go on down the path of stars, round the bend hop up on the cloud. Buffet is a smokin ready when you are--
Now--let the pawtie begin--and welcome to the bridge-home of the healed, the happy and heartfelt love.



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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