[Dailydrool] Fur Whooze the Bell Tolls

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Whew--now this is what I call nappin. Got all me paws up in the air, me fine belly catching the sun, Elder Clara catchin a few zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's after stuffing meself over at the buffett-----
Wait just a minute. It be that bell again. 
My heavens, this one impatient--Elder Clara gotz to get her attire on--I forgot me special identerfurcation tag last time. Fey Fey sent me little memo--remind Elder Clara I gots to be proper in me dress.
I open up da gate and lookie there, we gots two fine looking houndies a bouncing right on in---why this is the amazing thing about this place--we all well and healed---young, color in the furcoat--
Here we go again--you--get those paws off me perch--show Elder Clara youze boarding pass---now that soundz offical---so this first one hops on ober and we git this under way. Louise. Vey nice name--this one full of herself--the snooter aint stopped, she is a dancing all over--Elder Clara have to settle this one down. Park on the line there missy--we get you all checked in. 
Now--lets see, you order pork chops as you special food tonight, dat right?? Good--paperwork a matching-and you want fluffy cloud--yep we rolling along on this one--now you know there is no limit on the chops, and put da bones in the proper container--keep da place tidy. Now here is your pooper scooper, you gonna be over on Dog Dish Drive. Cloud 12G.  Elder Clara have little map made--go on down the skyline, second left, lookie for the number. You all set--Chops are loaded on the table---no parties at the cloud now---
Dat one in a hurry---off she goes.
Okay. Number two--step on up here--Wally. Why you are a hunk of hound there my man. Lookin fine---let Elder Clara take a little sniffy--hmm--very nice--now Wally here at the bridge a honey of a hound like you will bring many wagging tails--Elder Clara is here to tell you, keep your earflaps up--watch the womenz. You order pizza eh??? Well Wally they are loading the pies in right now--hold it--Elder Clara is a seein little bulge in youze hipbone pocket--now what you got dere?? Cookies from home?? Nope--Elder Clara take those--we got rules--you come to the bridge just like you come to earth--put them cookies right over there at me perch. Now you order fluffy cloud too eh?? We gots a run on them ob late--Elder Clara assign you cloud 288A--over on Dog Dish Drive, right here around the corner from the gate--we keep eyeball on you young man--take your map, pooper scooper and motor on over--buffet is open---everything gonna be okay now. Elder Clara promise.

Whew--all checked in--Elder Clara gots telescope time comin and I needs to check in on the varmit--he has been to quiet--and then there is those cookies by me perch-----I think taste testing be part of me job----

Elder Clara is a closin the gates---all is good at the bridge.
   


Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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