[Dailydrool] missing momPerson and Baby Possum

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, frustrated Snoopy here,
 
I’m having some trouble with my momPerson.  Cyrus says this has happened 
before.  Usually momPerson is around.  Sometimes she goes someplace.  I don’t 
know where.  Something about software.  She has been leaving the house wearing 
pants that smell like sheep EVERY SINGLE DAY.  Yesterday was Wednesday and she 
wasn’t even home to take us to the dog park.  Cyrus says the last time he 
complained about this sort of behavior he wound up with …. Tada …. Snoopy.  So 
unless I want a new baby brother I’d better shut up.  At least that’s what he 
says.
 
And I almost made it into the ASTT but she messed me up.  She’s a SAP!!!  There 
ARE no SQUIRRELLS, Cyrus says he took care of that year ago, they don’t come 
around.  But last night I heard something in the man cave.  So, I went and woke 
up momPerson and got her to come down the hall and she heard it too.  And we 
opened the door and it was a BABY POSSUM and he was in the deep sink and 
couldn’t get out.  I HAD him!!!  And what does she do?  Slams the door, and goes 
and wakes up dadPerson in the middle of the night.  And I hear all this mush 
about how he’s adorable and how he’s trapped and how dadPerson has to help him.  
Well, dadPerson has been married to momPerson long enough to know that no one is 
going back to sleep until this gets fixed so he gets up and gets a towel and 
gets the baby possum out of the deep sink and opens the side door and LETS HIM 
GO!!!
 
Harumph!!!!!
 
More later from Snoopy
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