[Dailydrool] ASTT & DVR Thingies

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Ruger Woofing in:
Dear CIC Bo, please transfer Lucy to ASTT.  I think that she will be a fine 
addition to ASTT.
As for the K9Storm products we have Colt our weapons specialist looking into 
this company.  We saw some of this on world news the other night when they 
were talking about the dog hero on the Bin Laden mission.  Daddy says that 
if it were a Naval Special Operations K9 then Bin Laden and he's crew didn't 
have a chance...daddy says that those Naval SpecOps K-9's are bad mamba 
jamba's

Colt & I are having the momma bring out the chicken jerky for a littl find a 
loving and forever home for Daisy and Poppy

Dear Llewis, Nigel, Conley & Mr. Cooper Sir.  We think that you need to get 
your momma one of those Tv DVR Thingie jiggers. Our momma has a dvr thingie 
for the tv and she & we love it.  She hardly ever watch live tv shows 
anymore. She record them and watch them later so she can fast forward thru 
all those annoying commercials.  Plus she can pause it and never miss a 
thing when we need to go out to patrol or do our business.  This dvr thingie 
a life saver in our house especially during football season when momma does 
watch the live boardcast of the Indianapolis Colts games. Momma don't take 
lightly to her Colts games being interrupted...so Gentlemen i suggest you 
get your momma one too.  It save a lot of heartache and belly ache for me 
and Colt...and no flaming nostrils from the momma when we have to go out and 
it's the last minute in the 4th quater and Peyton Manning is diving the 
Colts down the field for the winning touch down.  She told us one time 
before we got the dvr to just go ahead and pee because she wasn't moving 
from the tv...momma said something about it being the playoffs and something 
about a SupperBowl.  We'd just had supper and now we need to go pooh so come 
on ol'women!!! I ain't gonna go in my supperbowl so let me out!!!  Anyhowl 
get your momma a dvr thingie jigger so you don't have to go in your supper 
bowl.

Drool to all in need
Ruger Director to the Anti-Squirrel Terrorism Team
ASTT Gulf Coast Team Leader

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