[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood Back In Charge

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Dat rite, Dis Brudder Elwood, whut be back in charge ob me home. Momma 
ober dere on da sofa in a heap. Dis be da story.  Yesserday Auntie Judy 
show up. Dat be da wooman wif all dem katz.  I knowz dis cause I see da 
catmobile car show up in me dribe. She teke Momma away, and whut she 
bring home like summfin me eyeballz hab to do da double lookie seez. 
Momma come on in da home, Auntie Judy holdin her paws, gettin her to da 
sofa. Momma a fallin inta da walls, legs aint a wurkin, funny look on 
da snooter.
Brudder Elwood moobe in fur closer obserbation ob da heap.
Dis look grim.
Momma is a droolin, her lipperflap all hangin out dere, why Brudder 
Elwood done seen dis before.
She wentted to da toof man. He dun da oberhaul. again. Nudder toof bite 
da dust. Momma zooted. Sigh.
Brudder Elwood git da apron on, a pickin up da ringin phone, sterppin 
up to da plate, doin da deal.
Eh?? Ommerhaw Steaks??? Why yes sir--youze gotz da rite number 
todey-------

Drool to all in need--we gotz plenty


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake