[Dailydrool] THANKERGIBBERS DAY: A protest

[Beverly Szaton]

DIs Nigel an Llewis an Conly an somewhere be Mr. Cooper, Sir. We hopes
ebberbuddy had a nice an peesefullish Thankersgibbersday.
Ares were peeseful dat for shure: da Mom&DadPeepels went away for deys on
end, leeb we here alone an no food an onliest a dribble ob water. Nigel in
he pen ann Conley in he crate. Wooda starved to death if Mom&DadPeepels
hadint come beke when they did, just moments befour we gasped are last. Did
they gib we whut in da palastic bag? Then whut they owed we?
OH NO DAT HAM she say
YOUSE NO EET HAM
MAKE YOU BELLY HURT.
Humf.
So whtdowegit? Bread crusts!!!Umm hmm, you heer me right. BREAD CRUSTS! Dey
eetin ham samwiches an we eeting BREAD CRUSTS.
I put on my shirt whut say "My peepels went out for dinner an all I gots
was dis lousy BREAD CRUST".
MomPerson not amused.
what Llewis you want now Ise doing dis. Well yeah but.      Well yeah but
she.
*This be Llewis.*
In all fairness to all pawties involvolved, we also got reglar treats, a
extra dinner, ice cream and green beens wif some bacon init. So youse know
Nigel he exaggeraatin just some liddle bit dere. Dis Mowning Mr. Nigel he
wokerd up on the rong side ob the crate an be frumpy in the xtreem. So pay
no attenshun. We had a good day and we gots a roof and warm beds and food
on the tabel and forebber homes an always have had. he Just grousin.
Many heppy Thanksgibbing Days to youall we loves you.
Llewis, and Nigel, Conley, Cooper.
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