[Dailydrool] Snoopys Thanksgiving

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

Whew.  What a day at our house yesterday.  First off momPerson got up before 7AM 
and rushed off to play in the street.  Yup, you know momPerson, she heard 21,000 
people were going to be playing in the street in downtown San Jose and she 
couldn't miss it.  Something about 10K.  Well, I have no idea what she was 
talking about because she didn't come home any richer, just sweaty.  I have told 
her and told her about playing in the street.  She doesn't listen.

So then she came home and she got out the bird and she stuffed breadcrumbs mixed 
with onions and celery and spices up his butt.  She put more where his head used 
to be and stuffed his whole self into the oven for the rest of the morning and 
all of the afternoon.

I was almost a good boy.  Really.  momPerson has been frantically checking the 
computer and insisting that I stay off until she checks and then she was 
frantically deleting a drool yesterday .... something about a turkey ... can 
somebody please repost because Snoopy missed it!  Well, about the almost part. 
 Cyrus and I played nicely and were sweet all day.  We were even chewing our 
squeaky balls side by side with our noses inches apart in the living room. 
 Right up until that bird came out of the oven.  And that's when the fight 
started ......

You see, Cyrus is a long legger and he is SO tall he can just stick his nose 
right up over the counter if he wants to sniff something (like a turkey) and he 
did and I lost it and I yelled and I snapped at him!  And he turned and gave me 
the stink eye and yelled and snapped right back.  And we were both a yellin and 
a snappin the likes of which you seriously don't want to see and we both got 
sent out back to "settle our differences."  Well, our difference of opinion was 
around who's turkey it was and the turkey was INSIDE and we were OUTSIDE so ... 
we lay down on the stoop together and watched them eat.  momPerson made up our 
bowls with turkey and stuffing and momPerson's home made gravey (she may be 
clueless but she CAN cook) and little bit of kibble too. We ate those outside 
and they finished and cleared the table inside and we came back in.  momPerson 
looked us over and for all our hooting and hollering it turns out neither one of 
us has so much as a scratch.  We are evidently not very good at this dog fight 
stuff.

Hope everybody had a happy thanksgiving.  Drool to all in need.

More later from Snoopy
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