[Dailydrool] Bout Dat Blood Pressurin

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Dis Brudder Elwood. My oh my---we talkin bout pressue, well I gots liddel story fur youze tonight. Momma hab da pressure. I tellz you all bout dis.
Youze see we go a walkin ebbery nite. Furst I get to go do da sniffy, lift me leg--checkie out da happeningz, and den I come home. Momma den takes out da big boy--Brudder Jake. He lubz to walk but youze know how he bee--he not really likin odder dogs, but Momma seyz he gettin better. Cept tonite. An Brudder Elwood see da whole fing. Yes I dooze, I was a standin at me door watchin and my hebbinz. Dis a sight. Momma an Jake out dere on da sidewalk and all ob a sudden here come dis liddel rodent whut Momma seyz be a Jacked Russtle. He git outta da door ob his home cause his Momma aint a watchin, and he charge Brudder Jake. 
Dis stupid dog youze see---dat 80 poundz ob kick youze rumpbone rite dere. Dat aint a stoppin da yappin thing whut be a showing his teef. Momma starts a yellin GIT YOUZE DOG NOW---she is a draggin Jake to da street to git away now--an da owner ob da Rustle is a wanderin up da sidewalk----
Otay--here it comes. 
Den it heppin. 
Da woman gotz as much sense as nuffin. She stop and grab her face and go oh dear. Well Jake gettin inta da mode now, dis thing a going fur his rumpbone, an he is a tryin to do the back up da bus on da collar, but Momma gotz da specul you aint doing dat leash on da big boy. But da motormouth aint stoppin till he get Momma pressure a buildin. Bout da time she git to stroke lebble she take da big footie and she Jack up da Rustle. Dat dont stop da varmit so Momma take nudder swing and boot da invadin varmit cross da lawn cause Brudder Jake is now in da kill mode. Well, Jake jerk rite, Momma fall left an land on the biggie cheek out dere in da road. The Jacked Up Rustle is now screamin an runnin amuck wif his Momma chasing him. Momma gotz Brudder Jake by da headbone tryin to git him calmed down an his lipperflaps off his eyeballz. Da woman is screamin my poor baby-----
Well we only thought Momma was on stroke lebble before-----she heard dem wurds my poor baby and she bout went to da moon. She now yellin at da woman, an da woman gotz as much sense as da dog. She needed to just go away, but she wants to stand dere an run the choppers an whine at Momma, bout how he just got out ob da home. 
Momma seyz dat how dis heppin cause youze aint a watchin.
Momma comes a trompin in me home an seyz Elwood, you need to go on a diet and git youze toebones done.

Now--how do Brudder Elwood git into dis??
It be Toosedey. Brudder Elwood aint seyin nuffin till da pressure come down.

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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