[Dailydrool] einstein is pissed

[Nancy Cohen]

there is a sort of war going on, when einstein gets pissed, he lets me 
know it by leaving a small puddle in the livingroom.......well today he 
was really pissed........i went to work much later than my usual time 
and only for a few hours......how dare i break his routine ?.....oh 
yeah, and he had a bath this morning........well he left the little 
puddle, but because i left the house at 3:30 he feared he would not get 
dinner if i was gone..........so  he went into the den, climbed on my 
chair that is off limits for him, and ate nuts........not just any nuts, 
but nuts in the shells..........they were all over, shells on the rug, 
in the chair, under the dog bed, and i just vacuumed this am........it 
is not like all 68 lbs of him would waste away if i was 2 hours late for 
dinner,AND  he didn't even eat his dinner.........when he does this 
stuff, he knows he is bad, and puts himself in time out.....i have to 
say every time i  think of his vindictive little brain i have to laugh, 
knowing i gave him the perfect name.......he knows how to figure things 
out in his own way  LOL.......nancy, and hershey who thinks her little 
brother is nothing but trouble