[Dailydrool] Unsolicited basset crap recommendation

[bassetslave at comcast.net]

Pawtunia here.... 

  

As some of ya might know, my she slave is semi retired from a pawt time career in basset crap. If she were actually to be candid on her resume, it would read something like, Skills - Hunting for Basset Crap, Bargaining for Basset Crap, Ordering Basset Crap, Having Basset Crap made and Being her own best customer in Basset Crap. She loves vintage basset crap and new basset crap. Heck, when feyfey first moved into what is now my house, she thought our breederslaves lived with a lot of Basset Crap. Now the breedershe slave comes and surveys the house for things she needs to steal. (No, Sharonslave , you are not getting the  howliday salt and pepper shakers!) She still shops a bit for others...and plots on how to steal a certain vintage trash can..........She still trolls the trade shows in search of new things...... 

  

Got it? She loves basset crap. It is hard to get her attention with something new.....but she just got the prettiest scarf that Auntie Shelley is selling in her ABC Slobbershop . Sheer black with lovely whinestone bassets on each end. Seriouosly . A scarf for wearing to work or for dress or for a Johnny Mathis concert on Thursday nite .. (I couldn't resist.) Fabulous. Just lovely. 

  

I have just read that Auntie S is doing her indoor waddle in a coupla weeks. I strongly woof that ya go order one now before she sells em all there and your human can't get one and sees it and then is miserable. Black. Sheer, Shiny bassets. What more do you want???? 

  

Pawtunia 

(Maybe I'll go shopping this weekend! Momcakes ended up on cards, prints and magnets the last time she went. Come to think of it, you can buy the magnets from Auntie Shelley, too. Look for the pink hat!)
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