[Dailydrool] Enjoyable supposedly actually placed classified ads

[Val Brewer]

A friend sent me the following ads, supposedly actually placed in the classified in newspapers. I've changed the breed to basset hound to make them basset related, when possible.
 
Free: Yorkshire terrier.
8 years old. hateful little bastard. bites.
 
Free: puppies
Half basset hound, half sneaky neighbor's dog
 
Free: puppies
Mother is a kennel club registered basset hound; father is a superdog--able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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