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Dis Brudder Elwood. It been a week rite here in me home, why it aint ebbin safe here---I needz one ob dem dere bomb shelterin places----I tell youze liddel story.
Mundey was Momma's gotcha dey--she seys she just gittin older--
Brudder Elwood seyz why youze old as dirt Momma--how meny dooze dis make??
I aint a sayin dat agin. 
Da next dey da Momma computerin moochine bite da dust--go boom, den nuffin. Momma seyz Daddy will youze teke liddel look at dis??? He do da grumble.
Now Brudder Elwood herez to sey he aint gonna dooze dat agin. Whew--dem wordz a comin out ob her chopperz---Daddy hop rite to dis affter she set his rumpbones on fire--
Den she workin like a fool. I git da bowl when it be dark in da mornin and  an hab to bellow at da nite cause da bowl be late, late late---
I aint gonna bellow at da old crank no morez.
Toonite da Man come to me home-he sniffy da dead computin mochine---he seyz Momma better dooze sum shoppin, he dooze his best to git all dem nice pictures of mememememe off dere-but he aint sure. Brudder Elwood seys--Momma youze aint got no backup????
I aint gonna ask dat one agin. Dat a promise.
So Momma drag da old bones up dat stairs and seyz she gonna git baff. She come back down an sit rite dere on da couch--all ob a sudden she seys oh my--I only shave one leg-not da odder--
Brudder Elwood seyz Momma be fankful youze only got 2--iffin youze got 4 ob dem--
I nebber got finished wif dat liddel wurds ob wisdom----meebe dat best----
Tamorrow be Frydey--we hopin fur da best here at da home, but we aint a mekin no promise---iffin youze write da Brudder ob late an I aint woofed back---wellllllllll-----we gotz whut dey say limited workin quipment round me home--but we lub youze all----

Drool to all in da need

Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 Sister Bessie, The Younger
 
 
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