[Dailydrool] Drool inductees would like to re-introduce themselves!

[Damien S Kraus]

Introducing the Bassets of Mayhem

Full Contact Drooling

(If you've been watching Knights of Mayhem on NatGeo or looking forward 
to Full Metal Jousting on History, you'll know where we came up with this!)

Lord Chipdip of Hushpuppy, Kelvin, a basset of such incredible speed and 
cunning that sour cream containers the world over scream in fear.No 
hushpuupy is safe from his evil ways.His skill on the battle field is so 
legendary he needs only fart in his opponent's general direction to win.

Sultan of Sausage, Gus, a basset so focused on his mission to eat all 
the sausage he can find that a mere pellet gun will not dissuade him.The 
chief of security in his domain, don't dare touch his kitties or you can 
lose an arm.He may not start it but he will finish it.

Princess Whiny Butt, Curie, don't let her ferret hop fool you this 
basset is a danger to all things small and fuzzy.Moles, pigeons and 
stuffies beware!There is no toy she can't destuff, there is no mole she 
can't dig out of hiding and eat, there is no poo she will not eat.Her 
weapon of choice is the whine.

Priestess of Heights, Ada, bassets the world over hail her for her 
extraordinary feats of climbing.She is faster than any cat at 
mousing.She runs naked and furless, baring her boobs to anyone daring 
enough to look her direction.She brings poo home for dinner.She will 
lick you to death.

Madame Chew 'Em All, Maggie, the Magginator, the muscle behind our 
security detail.120 pounds of raw attitude, she can rid you of 
trespassers in 10 seconds flat.If it squeaks it dies.If it's fluffy it 
gets eaten.If it will fit in her mouth it will get chewed.  She fears 
nothing other than rain.If she can't scare it she'll knock it over and 
sit on it.

Carmen and the Bassets of Mayhem....  formerly known as the herd.....

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