[Dailydrool] Red Alert....RED ALERT!!!

[Swartz]

This is Director Ruger of the ASTT with an URGENT message to CIC Bo and to any ASTT & PBF that might be listen...errr reading this.   ASTT HQ is under attack...I rebark...WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!  There is either a very large squirrelistan...Giant, maybe even Squirrelzilla!  Or hundreds of squirrelistans that have invaded HQ ASTT.  It or they are in our roof as I paw this urgent message.  CIC Bo launch the fleet, launch the SEAL teams, the Marines and the Combat Controllers and the Pararescue!  Launch the A10's and the fighter jets. Launch the Bombers.  WE are in serious deep doggie pooh here.  We are out dogged and out gunned...SEND RE-ENFOCEMENTS!!!

What is that Colt?  Call off the Alert, Why?  It was what?  Daddy?!?! Well what in doGs name is he doing up in the roof?  Sending up a solar flare?   OOOhhhh setting up a solar fan to help cool our house.  Well he didn't run that up the chain of command...I didn't authorize that.

Ohh, ahh hum <gulp> sorry folks...This has been a test of your Emergency Hound Bark Alert system. This has been only a test.  We now continue with your regularly scheduled daily drool.
Ruger, Director of ASTT 
ASTT HQ, Florida
sheepishly barking out.


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