[Dailydrool] Outrage

[Dale Rutz]

Hi, it's LuLu,

I'm outraged.  I'm giving the worst case of stink eye you've ever seen.  I am 
also clean and sweet smelling.  I am going to GET that CLUELESS momPerson just 
you wait.

SNOOPY has allergies.  SNOOPY has sensitive ears.  SNOOPY needs his ears cleaned 
and a bath every week.  Do you notice that I am refering to SNOOPY?????  The 
ONLY thing Snoopy and I have in common is that we are both BASSET HOUNDS.  I do 
NOT have allergies.  My ears are pink and sweet even if you never clean them but 
the clueless momPerson couldn't tell you because every time she cleans Snoopy's 
ears she comes after ME TOO!!

So last Friday she cleaned Snoopy's ears and then guess what??  I got chased, 
held down and got my ears washed out too.  Well, when she let go I headed for 
the yard and finally she just gave up on the baths.  Snoopy's been itching and 
scratching and complaining ever since.  So this morning she hauls a whole bunch 
of towels down to her bathroom and grabs ME first and I get a bath!!!  And then 
Snoopy.  I don't care if she wants to give Snoopy a bath she can give Snoopy a 
bath, Snoopy likes his bath as much as Cyrus likes his .... they both jump in 
there the second you open the door.  They are as clueless as momPerson.  Me, I 
run for it .... I have to be caught and carried (or dragged).

I need help!!  I need advice!!  I need someone to give momPerson a clue!!!

More later from an outraged LuLu with Snoopy (I'm clean, I'm sweet, life is 
good) and Cyrus (she's making such a huge fuss out of nothing, it's absurd)
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