[Dailydrool] Speed Bathing

[Beverly Szaton]

THE ANSWER TO SPEED DATING ONLY WITH DOGS AND A WADING POOL
1. Fill wading pool with water. Leave in hot, broiling sun to heat.
2. Get towels, shampoo, one kennel leash, husband. (If available.)
3. Get dogs outside. They will be happy and excited. OBOY we're going to do
something special!! (Yes we are, and you are not going to like it.)
4. Grab first dog preferably one like Llewis who is slightly crippled and
unable to get away.
5. Toss in pool.
6. Grab first dog who is now wet and slither him back to the pool and toss
in.
7. Grab first dog as he lunges out of pool.
8. Lather dog.
9. Ask husband to stop filming so you can do anals without recording it
forever.
10. Grab dog as he starts for the house covered with lather and anals.
11. Rinse first dog.
12. Let dog loose. Watch him find one spot without grass and roll.
Nevermind, he's no dirtier than he was.

13. Clean water.
14. Grab second dog.
15. Grab second dog.
16. Climb out of wading pool and grab second dog.
17. Dunk second dog.
18. Grab second dog.
19. Lather dog.
20. Grab second dog.
21. Rinse dog.
22.Grab second dog.
23. Finish rinsing second dog and turn loose.

24. find third dog.
25. Third dog, who is crippled, is nowhere to be found.
26. Institute hunt for third dog who is located behind the shed.
27. Escort third dog to wading pool.
28. Heave 3rd dog into water slipping and falling in with him.
29. Breathe.
30. Wonder if you emptied the water after doing anals last time.
31. Breathe
32. Attempt to sit up.
33. Realise all three dogs are sitting around the wading pool watching you
and you are in the pool.
34. Tell husband what is going to happen to him if he doesn't shut up and
turn off the GD camera.
35. Take all the towels inside and lock the door.
Leave everyone outside.
36. Pour wine. It's early. They'll dry in the sun.

MomPerson to Llewis, Nigel and Conley. Clean, but not really.
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