[Dailydrool] What a embarrasment of the PBF

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dear Commander Bo and Harley.
This is Momma of the Beach Gang. I am sorry to report that 3 members of the Beach Gang need to go to the Brig. Yes, they have failed in the duties, punishment is needed.
Today, I came down from the office to get a coffee and my 3pm salt water mouth rinse. Here in the kitchen----a lizard. I wont call it a skank this year---but one of those little blue tail 4 legged beady  eyed critters that Sister Daisy is oh so fond of chasing. The dog door flap is askew and it obviously rolled on in the house. I looked at it, he looked at me. Sister Daisy walked thru the kitchen, never seen it. Elwood rolled thru, never noticed. Bess--well she was going too fast as she roared by. Jake--heck, upstairs in the office claiming to work.
Said lizard then takes off, with me, a broom, a wet dishrag, and dust pan in tow. The critter knows how to move let me tell you---he makes a pass towards the perch, heads for the wall and now under the TV stand. Sister Daisy is snoring on the perch again does not notice.  I went back to work hoping that these mighty warriors of mine will handle this situation.
Commander---this did not happen. 
I came down after work, the Lizz is now on the floor in the family room and not one of the hounds have noticed. I opened the back door and got him to move in that direction. Dogs are now in the living room watching the world go by.
About that time hubby comes home--stops-looks at the open back door and the AC screaming and you see his blood pressure hit stroke level. I explain the situation. His first question--where the hell are the dogs???? I rolled my eyeballs. Really--these lazy bums take care of a problem??? NOT.
Hubby then begins to tear apart the family room, dog beds and perch tossed off to the side and the chase is on. 
As hard as Hubby tried, Lizz did not live thru the chase.
There was not a paw or snooter lifted by this PBF crew---
I am thinking straight kibble, no goodies and no treets for a month, but will wait for you directive----



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 Sister Bessie, The Younger
 
 
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