[Dailydrool] FORMAL NOTICE and invite to da Bounder book club

[Wendie Prince]

Dear Miss Gracie,
Dis be Bona,  founder ob da Bounder Book club.  When I first comes to me new
home, da mommas did not nose about mes desires for da papers.  After pulling
some books off da shelbs,  des trys lots ob different things to makes me not
eats dere books. Mes smart, I find ways.  I eben help momma pat wif her
patient notes.  She tells me about the Hippo rules,  so mes eben helps her
do da shredding....though she not berry happy but that.
Anyways,  we welcome you, if you desire to be,  in our Bounder book club,
there no real rules,  but you must read one book a month, and den eat the
book.  Dat the only rule.   Delta Burke, Esty, me, and Andy dat done went to
da Bridge are the members here.  Wes welcome all.

Da mom finally get smart and we gots our own stash of trash novels to read.
Momma pat gives us pages each day and we be happy wif dat, and no mores
pulling papers and books from da mommas work room.......well, not as often
anyways.

Yours is sisterhood of da books,
Bona,  Bounder Beagle and book club founder