[Dailydrool] little sisters

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy,

Well!!  I never!!!  This little Gracie of ours is just over the top.  She is 
pushy, she is bossy, she is SO lovey dovey and sweet and cute and fun to play 
with and the very next second she's a total PILL.  I outweigh her by a good 20 
lbs.  And I am slender.  HUGE, but very svelt.  I mean rottweillers and great 
danes at the dog park back down when I ahroooooooo at them and let me have their 
ball.  Gracie thinks she's the boss.  And she is NOT the boss, for goodness 
sakes LuLu is the boss everyone know that.  


The first week Gracie was here she snarled at me and tried to push me away from 
the clueless momPerson and I let her have it.  I mean I stood on her and 
screamed my fool head off at her.  The clueless momPerson felt that was harsh 
and hauled me off of sweet little Gracie.  HARUMPH.  Little thus and so!

Since that first week Gracie has proved to be quite the little sister.  She 
snuggles real nice and she love to play and she even likes tennis balls.  She is 
very nimble and can get up on the counter (literally, all 4 feet) and she goes 
potty outside all by herself without anybody reminding her (unless it's dark or 
raining in which case you better keep an eye on little Gracie I'm telling you 
right now) .  But she is a little stinker, this Gracie.  She will go for the 
very best spot on the couch or the bed or the chair and then she'll lay there 
and snarl real quiet if you go to jump up and push her out of your way.  She 
tries to wait first in line for treats and food bowls and she shows her elders 
no respect.  And if she gets konked or stood on she cries fowl.

Just last week she shoved me to get past me going down the hall.  ME!!  20 lbs 
and a number of years her senior, not to mention a BOY and she tries to shove me 
out of the way.  So, I rolled her over and stood on her and yelled at her.  And 
what does she do?  She screams for the clueless momPerson who came running and 
tried to haul me off but I wasn't done yet so I grabbed Gracie's ear and 
momPerson pulled me and I grabbed a little too hard and Gracie SCREAMED and 
momPerson saw a singular drop of blood and you would have thought I'd slit 
Gracie's throat.  It was the clueless momPerson's FAULT, she had NO business 
interfering .... but I digress.  And then yesterday Gracie started off by 
jumping up on the counter and stealing a corned beef sandwich and tried to HOARD 
it!!  I tackled her and grabbed it so she yelled and the clueless momPerson took 
HER side and yelled at ME .... what the heck .... Gracie stole it!!  And then, 
after momPerson went to work Gracie did it again, she went to push me out of the 
way and go down the hall first and I turned around and grabbed her by the ear.  
No clueless momPerson to save her, momPerson was at work so THERE.  Gracie 
yelled at me and the dadPerson came down the haul to see what she was yelling 
about.  Well, there we stood.  Or rather, sat.  The three of us.  I had Gracie 
by the ear, LuLu was spotting to ensure no fowl play and Gracie was screaming 
like I don't know what.  dadPerson suggested I let go.  I thought it over.  
dadPerson persisted in his opinion that I should let go.  He offered cookies.  
So I let go and we all three went down the hall and had a 3 dog sit and a 
cookie.

And then when the clueless momPerson came home and heard about all this she had 
to do her Gracie inspection (my BABY, my BABY).   Well she couldn't find a mark 
on the little brat.  Not a bump, not a scratch, nada.  I am not a homicidal 
maniac I am a boy basset hound and I deserve some respect from my baby sister 
Gracie.

more later from Snoopy with LuLu (some people's children) and little Gracie (I 
am NOT a brat I am a Diva and there is no way I am letting Snoopy boss me 
around)
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