[Dailydrool] Treat Recall & ASTT Update

[Swartz]

Director Ruger of ASTT woofing in with an ASTT Update and alert:  1st off the Alert from The Dog Food Advisor: Dear Dog Owner, On October 13, Nature's Recipe brand announced a voluntary recall of some of its dog treats due to possible contamination with Salmonella bacteria. To learn which products are affected, please visit the following link: Nature's Recipe Dog Treats Recall Please be sure to share the news of this alert with other pet owners.Mike Sagman, Editor The Dog Food Advisor P.S. Not already on our dog food recall notification list? Sign up to get critical dog food recall alerts sent to you by email.   Now to the ASTT Update: The terrorist squirrelistan alert is Crimson RED! HIGH for you civilans.  Their forces have multiplied in our AOR (area of operation) and they have made numerous attempts to  infiltrate not only our compound but the HQ building itself dispersing itchycide. Both Colt and I are one special medications to proctect us from the itchycide, but since I am more susecptible then Colt is, Momma has made me a special uniform to protect me from the itchycide.  Yesterday the momma conducted silent warrior training by beating us with a stick everytime we barked our death threats to the intruder that we had tree'd.  Momma breaking in here.  they were not, I repeat; they were not beaten...they were tapped on the but with a stick to get their attention and given the "no Bark" command.  Ol'Woman, give me that pawboard...you are walking on the thin ice of treason! Director Ruger back in control of the pawboard now. The weather here on the Gulf Coast is optimal patrolling weather, Colt and I have been staying out on patrol for the majority of the day since that is when the terrorist squirrels are most active.  Also to report, on Friday Colt and I were seen by the Flight Surgeon (the special vet that takes care of the militaries pilots, and special operators...like Colt & I).  Dr B-man said that our noses were cold, our hearts & lungs sounded good and we are are the specimens of good health.  It was however suggested that Colt loose about 5-6 lbs. He got soft and squishy over the hot summer.  So I have mandated PT (physical training/walks) twice a day! Colt is balking this order, but being the good soldier that he is, he is carring out the orders of his superior officer.

Semper Fido!
Director Ruger
HQ ASTT, Florida Gulf Coast


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