[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Greetings from Snoopy,

First off drool to all in need.  Dry out drool to east coasters and healing 
heart drool to those who lost a fur kid and be well drool to sick houndies and 
people.

I have been very well lately.  In fact I am in my prime.  I don't know if you 
remember a few months back the clueless momPerson had me at the vet because I 
was really struggling to pee in the morning.  And then at my last checkup they 
found crystals in my urine and said I wasn't drinking enough water and they had 
all sorts of instructions for the clueless momPerson.  I swear some days I think 
the vet is every bit as clueless as momPerson.  Anyway, I've gone and cured 
myself.  And I highly recommend the cure.  Let me elaborate.

The week before last someone left a package of tortillas on the counter.  It was 
a 30 pack.  Flour tortillas.  Some were eaten.  Not many.  I got the package.  I 
ate the rest.  ALL the rest.  The clueless momPerson was concerned.  You see, it 
isn't clear cut that you should make a hound puke if he gorges himself, it can 
do more harm than good if the stomach is that packed and you violently compress 
is with something like peroxide.  So, she thought it over and decided to wait.  
I drank about 8 bowls of water over the next day and a half .... I was peeing 
like mad .... it was coming out in a torrent instead of a trickle .... I even 
leaked a little in my sleep I was so full of water.  And then, I passed 
everything and it was all back to normal and then, last week (about a week 
later) I accidently got shut in the mancave where I managed to tip over the 
kibble bin and open the lid and eat G-d only knows how much but the clueless 
momPerson had the same quandry .... to make me puke or not to make me puke and 
in the end she didn't make me puke and I drank 10 bowls of water this time and 
peed like a madman.  I have no more sand, no more crystals in my urine, no nada, 
I'm the man.

So, I highly recommend my cure.  I see how Cowboy and Rupert have tried it out 
and I hope it worked out well for them too!!

More later from Snoopy, OEBE, Curator of missing objects (in this case missing 
tortillas and missing kibble) with LuLu (my eye feels much better) and Gracie (I 
chewed up a kitchen sponge and a school handout so far today)
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