[Dailydrool] Congratulations to Conley and Family

[Dale Rutz]

Hi Conley, it's LuLu,

So you are getting a new baby huh?  I've had about a million babies.  I love 
babies.  Let me offer some words of wisdom here.

1)  Konk him early and often.  Let him know right away, if he takes your 
favorite spot .... Konk.  If he takes your favorite toy .... Konk.  If he uses 
those puppy teeth on you .... KONK!!!

2)  Did you say he has pointy ears and can fly?  Is he a bat or a dog?  Either 
way I am a bit leary .... has he had all his shots?  Be careful of him until he 
has had his shots, bat or dog, either way he could give you some nasty stuff.

3)  Do NOT correct him loudly.  Do it very, very quietly.  The momPerson 
(clueless or otherwise) is likely to be protective of him.  If you correct him 
loudly he might wail and get you in trouble.  Correctly him very quiet and very 
sneaky and if he wails RUN for it and claim you've been in another room all 
morning.  Trust me on this.

It is ok to cuddle the baby and snuggle the baby and lick the baby's belly and 
ears and snuffle the baby and play with the baby.  Just make sure to make it 
clear who's boss.  If the baby tries to be boss sit on him until he gets over 
it.

I hope this helps.

Love,
LuLu with baby Gracie (she sure acts like a pupster) and Snoopy too
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