[Dailydrool] Deer Me Sheekagooz Brudderz

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meohmyohmeohmy-----
Dis Brudder Elwood. All youze boyz up dere gonna be in biggie troublez, Brudder Elwood gotz sperience in dis one. More like horror memories a floatin round in me headbone. Dis bad. Berry Bad. I teelz youze liddel storie.
Back many moonz ago, Momma come to me home zooted. Yup, da ol woman go to da toof man, he load her up, an she come home an fall down, go boom.
It bee big boom---dat load of meat a hittin da ground youze unnerstand....break bonez, go to da peepul doctor, land on dem dere stickz whut youze bee a speakin ob.
Dis Bad. 
Dem stickz aint fur eatin, why dem metal, an dey can reach out an touch youze rump bone frum across da room when youze out dere in da food room a sneakin a goodie an youze a finkin she cant git ya cause she ober dere stuck on da sofeer.
But dat aint all.
It bee da Momma mood. Why dem woomanz turn liddel grumpy. Nuffin youze gonna do be rite. Dere be snappin an growlin an dey in pain and oh my it gonna be bad. Dere aint no Momma cookin or cleanin or washin or gittin on da Momma lap. Nuffin. Trust da Brudder on dis one.

Liddel advicin frum da Brudder. drag dem stickz out da back door inta da yard. Let da long legger dooze dis--an let da Brudder knowz whut happens...

We send drool to da Sheekago Gang--youze gonna need a load------




Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 Sister Bessie, The Younger
 
 
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