[Dailydrool] Big Brothers and clueless momPersons

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's Gracie,

My big brother Snoopy is a cross between a marshmellow and a crocodile, it all 
depends.  Last night mommy went to bed and he went and snuggled up on daddy's 
pillow next to mommy.  Well, daddy came to bed and silly daddy wanted to snuggle 
up on his own pillow next to mommy so he asked Snoopy real nice to move over.  
Snoopy didn't wanna.  Daddy insisted and he pushed on Snoopy.  Well Snoopy was 
sleepy and he doesn't like moving once he's settled cause he gets stiff so he 
harumphed at daddy and went down to the foot of the bed by mommy's feet.  Daddy 
just wanted him to move over a little bit, he still wanted to cuddle Snoopy but 
it wasn't happening.  So then LuLu came to bed and got on the other side of 
daddy.  And then the lights were out.

I was just going to slip onto the bed and curl up on the foot of the bed.  It 
was dark.  I lept up on the bed at the very end at the very corner and landed 
...... right smack on top of Snoopy.  Oooops.  Did I mention that Snoopy was 
already kinda grumpy.  That he'd already been woken up once just a little while 
before?  He can sound really ferocious when he's mad and he was MAD.  It sounded 
to mommy like he was trying to kill me.  If she had listened she would have 
noticed that I wasn't making a sound.  But poor mommy is clueless.  And she was 
asleep when it happened.

She turned on the little light on her nightstand and saw Snoopy had a hold of my 
ear.  My whole ear was in his mouth all the way to where it attaches to my 
head.  Being clueless she shoved BOTH HER HANDS into Snoopy's mouth on either 
side of my ear.  All the way in.  I cried then because I was afraid she was 
going to make Snoopy even madder.  You see, Snoopy tugs my ear the way many big 
brothers will tug a pig tail.  It's not like he's going to cut it or pull it 
off, he's just telling me I'm a brat.  Mommy finally started to wake up enough 
to realize that her hands didn't hurt and there was no blood because Snoopy was 
NOT biting, he just had my ear.  So, she pulled her very slimy hands out of his 
mouth, and he gave my ear a final tug and let go, and then me and Snoopy 
snuggled up and went to sleep at the foot of the bed.

Sheesh from Gracie
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