[Dailydrool] Miss Angelika Person

[Dale Rutz]

Dear Miss Angelika Person,

We sincerely hope you are kidding.  If you mean to say that no basset in your 
house ever:

1)  snatches food off the counter and EATS it
2)  gets into a disagreement with another basset at your house over sleeping 
spot or pets or toys or whatever
3)  scampers out the door and down the street and plays around while you are 
telling them to get back inside
4)  goes through your bag and gets out interesting stuff and mouths it, possibly 
chewing it up
5)  wakes you at 5AM because they want breakfast early
6)  gets a hold of your assorted stuff and takes it out back to inspect it and 
drool on it and leaves it where you can't find it

then we think you might have bewitched your bassets and we aren't sure that is 
ok based on our understanding of how things work.

Sincerely,
Snoopy, OEBE, Curator of missing objects (who is SHOCKED too btw)
LuLu, konker extrodinair who wonders if she should visit
Gracie the princess who really just can't imagine .........
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