[Dailydrool] dIS Conley Mostely

[Kathie Maffitt]

Admit it....you mean to say "what a lucky lady"!

> Dis Conley da wunnerful, mitey hunter.
> Ok so lass nite da Nigel wokes up an gotta stretch. Sumtime he do
> dat in da middle of the nite an MomPerson she geddup and let he
> move aroun a bit. (Dis damn spellchker roonin my riting,
> correckting ebberfing all wrong.)
>
> So she dun dat.
> Den we all we wanted ousside so she say oh ok an leddus ousside an
> rite away I smells it. Da bleke dog he sees it.
> Llewis, he goin whut whut whut? but he gib da alarm.
>
>
> Too bad too becawse MomPerson dun herd that alarm an she come
> chargin ousside wif da leeshes an a look. Whatchu got??!!
> I nose she awways afrait ob them liddel blackanwhite kitties, but
> dis a huge monster grey fing onna fencetop runnin along gotta be 6
> feet long an mebbe 3 foots high wif hundreds of white teeth all
> poindy an HANDS an UUUGGGLEEEE.
>
> Ebberboddy afrait excep Conley an Ise jumpin onna fence tryna get
> it WHUT LLEWIS DIS MY STORY!
> Gimme dat puter back Llewis. Llewis you heer me Ise gonne cleen you
> clock whuddeber dat meen.
>
>
> Oh. Hi MomPerson...Yesm. Nomam.
>
> This is MomPerson. All the dogs were chasing the baby possum as it
> ran, terrified, along the fence. Conley and Doc were jumping on the
> fence which is wobbly in that area because the neighbor's tree has
> pushed it out of line. I am always afraid the animals on the fence
> will fall.....on this side. As soon as I got there I got the "Oh
> no, we gotta go in." look, and they started for the house without
> me even saying anything. The possum, a baby, ran up a tree.
>
> What a night.
> What a buncha hounds.....
>
> MomPerson to Nigel, Llewis, Conley and Doc