[Dailydrool] Below Zero

[Dale Rutz]

Dear MomPerson to Llewis, Conley and Doc,
 
I have news for you.  Going pee in subfreezing temperatures is practically impossible anyway.  Especially if the "added appendages" have "literally sucked it up.
 
It was 31 degrees this morning at 5AM when we had breakfast.  Afterwards we had first outs.  LuLu made it to the bottom of the ramp, peed, and charged back up the ramp.  Gracie declined to go outside.  I ran out there, lifted my leg, waited 3 minutes, finally got a trickle to come out and high tailed it back up the ramp and in the dog door.  We all headed back down the hall.  Gracie looked up at the clueless momPerson to see if she would take her out front.  Nope, no sale, no way, momPerson wasn't going out in her robe and slippers ..... poor little Gracie looked up at her very mournfully, and then the little dickens charged back out to the kitchen, out the dog door, down the ramp, out to the rose bushes (she is the weirdest little thing) peed and raced back inside.
 
Love,
Snoopy
 

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Dear Snoopy

If I cover the appendages that are the most important to you boys, you don't get to pee. The added appendages (which only Doc and Conley still have) kinda suck it up, literally.
Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you aren't clueless.

Love,
MomPerson to Llewis, Conley and Doc. (And Nigel who is not allowed out lest he freeze to the ground.)
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