[Dailydrool] Below Zero

[Esther Strom]

Snoopy,

If Waldo and Basil were still with us, they'd say that 31 degrees in
December is a heat wave! We've had a number of winters with windchills of
-31 degrees; those are the days you really have to be careful to avoid
frostbite.

-Esther, with Waldo and Basil ATB (where it's apparently 70F and sunny
year-round)


On Thu, Dec 12, 2013 at 11:38 AM, Dale Rutz <dalerutz at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

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> Dear MomPerson to Llewis, Conley and Doc,
>
> I have news for you.  Going pee in subfreezing temperatures is practically
> impossible anyway.  Especially if the "added appendages" have "literally
> sucked it up.
>
> It was 31 degrees this morning at 5AM when we had breakfast.  Afterwards
> we had first outs.  LuLu made it to the bottom of the ramp, peed, and
> charged back up the ramp.  Gracie declined to go outside.  I ran out there,
> lifted my leg, waited 3 minutes, finally got a trickle to come out and high
> tailed it back up the ramp and in the dog door.  We all headed back down
> the hall.  Gracie looked up at the clueless momPerson to see if she would
> take her out front.  Nope, no sale, no way, momPerson wasn't going out in
> her robe and slippers ..... poor little Gracie looked up at her very
> mournfully, and then the little dickens charged back out to the kitchen,
> out the dog door, down the ramp, out to the rose bushes (she is the
> weirdest little thing) peed and raced back inside.
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> Love,
> Snoopy
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> Dear Snoopy
>
> If I cover the appendages that are the most important to you boys, you
> don't get to pee. The added appendages (which only Doc and Conley still
> have) kinda suck it up, literally.
> Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you aren't clueless.
>
> Love,
> MomPerson to Llewis, Conley and Doc. (And Nigel who is not allowed out
> lest he freeze to the ground.)
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