[Dailydrool] Dearest Tilly

[Dale Rutz]

Greetings from LuLu,

I am very jealous about the rabbit skin.  I have been a bit slow lately.  Gracie 
rolled in something absolutely revolting and stunk to high heaven and managed to 
roll around on the bed, under the covers before it was found out.  several loads 
of laundry later (sheets, matress pad, blanket, quilt, pillow cases) she got a 
bath so I guess she payed the price.

Then the sneaky ole dadPerson tried to bathe ME but I ran for it and got away. 
 He decided to let it go for today, tomorrow is another day.

About the poop.  You see, I was a puppy mill girl for too long and my insides 
are a bit stretched out.  I make HUGE poops.  dadPerson says he'd be proud of 
some of them.  The worst time ever was .... this one time I was straining and 
straining and dadPerson looked outside and said to momPerson ..... I think thats 
a bit of plastic bag hanging out of her.  momPerson went to get a glove.  She 
got the end of it and applied gentle and consistant pressure and it came, and 
came, and came and came ..... it was an entired produce bag and it had ripped in 
half lengthwise so it was twice as long (2 feet) and just kept coming and 
coming.  It hung up a couple times and I stood and swiveled my hips and 
momPerson was patient and eventually we got that whole long thing outa there.

You go girl.

Love,
LuLu
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