[Dailydrool] I say NO FARE

[Beth Howering]

Last nite, we gotted left home awl by owrselfs.   Vito an' me played a
widdle an' taked a nap wile we wated fer Mama an' Papa to get home.  Wen
dey gots home, as soon as da dore opinned, I cud smeww STAKE!  Yummy
stake!!  Sniff Papa...stake, sniff Mama...stake - HEY whut goze heer?  I
dont see enny wite boxes.  Oh, wate, dere iz a bag in Papa's hand.  And
YES!  Dere iz a wite box in it!!  sniff...sniff...don't smeww no
stake...sniff snuffle...snort!  PATOOEY!!!  Its BWED!  Wy wud dey bring
home BWED??  And NO STAKE??  Mama went on an' on abowt her dewishuss salad
(I cud smeww bloo cheez an' maters) an' how tender her fillay wuz.  Papa
wuz tawkin' abowt spinnich dip an' tor teeyas whuddever doze ar.  An' how
pawfeck HIS stake wuz.   NO FARE!  Dey did not eet enny lunches so day cud
eet dere stakes.  I fink I'm gonna cry.


To add insult to injerry, Mama brotted home noo doggy treets (I cud tell it
wuz from Petsmart).  Da bag sed 1/2 callery per peese.  Gess wy?

Da peeses ar so smaww dat I did not no I ate it.  Vito too.  She toss it,
it goze ZIP - rite down to my tummy wifowt tuchin' my tung!   Yep, DAT
LIDDLE!  I fink she shud take dem bak an' get bigger wuns dat we cud
tayst.  No fare if yu drop it an find it wif yer noze, yu cant see it to
pik it up.  BOO!  HISS!  Big deel made in USA.   Fer chorkies I m shur.

Till to morro,

Arfur

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