[Dailydrool] Dear Snoopy

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Dear Snoopy:
I understand your outrage at the lack of good human food. But for me it is even worse. My brithday was December 28. The mama was planning on making me special treats, just for me, me, me! (After all, this is the Dashing Basset Bakery, and we make treats for rescue.) But since Horton the foster is having serious tummy troubles, she has not made them. She says it will be better to be able to let him have some. Humph! So what happens if Horton can't have them--ever--because he has a serious tummy problem? Will I have to wait until he's gone? He's supposed to be here for four to six more weeks.

Should I change my birthday to February or March?
Your friend,
C. Dexter Haven, who's having a hard time waiting