[Dailydrool] Tennessee Turd Tumblers nominations

[Elizabeth Lindsey]

Our Elsinore and young Charlie would like--and they do have these hounds' permission to do so--to nominate their friends to the position of announcer and cheerleader on the Tennessee Turd Tumblers team. 

Low Bed is yellow bassador who's been announcing events and occurrences his whole life, so he'd bring plenty of experience to the post. At the dog park and in his own home he selflessly shares his talent by announcing what the dogs around him are doing at any given moment, making their doings sound very important and impressive. He has a true flair for turning mundane moments into magnificent ones. Even better, his stentorian tones can easily be heard without the help of a microphone.

Red-and-white basset Gigi is as perky and bouncy as they come. She has a wonderful sense of fun and a flair for aerobics (especially those involving the backs of sofas), and she's an excellent team player in her pack of five. She's also one of young Charlie's special friends, which would make her cheering for the team especially enthusiastic. 

It's been pointed out to me that any turd hockey game could be a real wash out if the team has members that would rather eat the pucks than toss them. But I suppose that with so many participants in the turd hockey league there should be a goodly supply? Perhaps some of the non-basset dogs in the family would be willing to help ensure the teams never run out of pucks due to some team members overindulging on them?

Elizabeth