[Dailydrool] Fwd: Arfur's Fawts:RAAYYD!!!

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Blog: Arfur's Fawts
Post: RAAYYD!!!
Link: http://arfurtleadbottom.blogspot.com/2013/03/raayyd.html
 RAAYYD!!!
 * Ha!  Yu fot I went away agan.  RONG!  Vito an' me wuz plannin' a big
skor.  Wen Mama did not take us in da car dis time, we gotted eben.

Vito kin opin a gate.  Better yet, he haz bin pwaktissin' opinnin' a
latch.  To day wuz VIKTORRY!!
He gotted da latch opin.  Den he gotted dat gate opin.  Den he letted me in
da kitchin.  Mama iz not very carefull cuzza da gate.  SO...we  gotted in
da garbidje, den we gotted a pakidge of cheez she wuz fawin' owt.  We eeted
da kat fud, da kitty tweets, a box o' biskits, sum pasta, wemmin dwops, a
boddul ov hunny, an' a box ov cwakkers.  We awso shredded a pile ov male
dat Papa had weft on da taybul.   I, bein' da tawl wun, gotted sum eggy
shells dat wuz in da sink.  I can not eben wemember awl da gud stuffs we
eeted an' shredded.

Wen Mama camed home, we wuz owtside to gweet her, aktin' wike we wanted owr
dinner.  Vito iz a gwate aktor - he wooked wike a widdle ayngel - awl
innosent.

 I gots a gilty fayse.  Mama wawked in da howse an' went CWAZY!!!  Yu not
eetin!  she sed in a big big voyse.  Den she gotted da bwoom an' started
sweepin' (till she fownded da hunny) an a hole role ov Bownty.   She maded
us wate, but she did feed us owr supper.  After a big leckshur.  An' a
skoldin'.  An' da meen fayse treetment.  She cant stay mad.  We iz her
babies.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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