[Dailydrool] Colt & Ruger get a new BUV

[Swartz]

> tick, tick, tick, tick (that the sound of typewriters in the background)
> Colt woofing in with a Basset News Network news alert:  This is Colt the
> better looking half of the Bad Ass Basset Brothers and your roving
> combat news reporter for the Basset News Network. I am too Ruger...This
> is my post now leave me alone or I'll pound you! Achhum...  Yesterday
> the ASTT (Anti-Squirrel Terrorism Team) at HQ ASTT received their new
> and improved BBUV (Battle Basset Utility Vehicle for you civilians).
> Now Ruger and I will be riding in style wither it be going to U-Scrub a
> Pup for baths and massages...we need a good massage after a hard week of
> patrolling and fighting back the Squirrelistans or RaTaliban, traveling
> to the see the vet man or having to travel long distances to go fight
> the Squirrelistans in faraway places.  Yeppers it is an All American
> hound blue, Ford Edge.  It one sweet ride let me bark at ya. It have
> Sirius radio in it so we don't have to listen to commercials, GPS so our
> chauffeur doesn't get us lost and cargo area air vents so we be able to
> keep cool in the summer and toasties in the winter (after all we are
> moving to Indiana...and it a tad bit colder up there in the winter than
> it is here in Florida) It has all sorts of lights and screens and
> controls.  We are still reading the owner's manual trying to figure out
> how to work the hellfire missile launcher and the .50 cal machine guns
> but we should be ready to take it into battle by this weekend.  Colt
> woofing out...with a very happy momperson with her shiny new BBUV...wait
> one dog gone minute...your new BBUV...That is ours women! You just the
> chauffer! Ok you can use it to go to the hound supporting job and to the
> hound food store...but that's it!  This Colt your roving combat news
> hound woofing out.
> This has been a Basset News Network news alert.  Now back to your
> regularly scheduled daily drool programming.
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