[Dailydrool] New Critter

[Kimi Ables]

Hey ebberbuddy,

We hopes all dose peeple in Oklahoma be ok and safe! Momma made my fur wet dis mornin' watching da news.

I was hopin' fer sum help. I can handles da skwirrelz and feathered fings dat fly in da yard but we gots sumfin' new. Yesserday I was heppin' Dad in da yard. He be pullin' green fings so I fought it be good to move me speshul fings around da yard. So I gets me sufball, dug it up real good and take it down da hedges to its new spot. Den I see it. It be in da grass. It ain't got legs and be black and lookes like a stix. Den it mobed! I dropped me ball and jumped in da air! All four feets off da ground. Dad came runnerin but it be gone when he get to me.

He said it be a snayck I fink. He hates dem more den me. How does I kill it? It not listen when I barks...

Lub and Drool,
Kimi (who had the damn thing crawl across my bare foot) and Edmond Dawd (who evidently is afraid of snakes and doesn't do anything to pee. He literally just stops moving and pees then goes about his business)

PS Its a garter snake, not poisonous
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