[Dailydrool] Can anyone help with my untrainable slaves?

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

Now I need some help with the clueless folks around here.  Apparently the degree of cluelessness at our home extends far beyond the clueless momPerson.  It would seem, on further analysis, that all teenagers are clueless.  And thus I am forced to reach out to the drool in the hope that someone (anyone?) can help me to train these clueless people.

This afternoon Natalie had a friend from summer camp, Amy, over.  Natalie and Amy like bassets and got down on the floor and snuggled us and played with us and nuzzled us.  LuLu loves Amy and snuggles on her and is fun to watch.  So then Natalie and Amy went into Natalies room and were eating candy and the clueless momPerson told them to close the door to avoid thieves.  The very idea!  Thieves?  In my home?  Preposterious.

So then they decided to play Monopoly.  On Natalies bed.  And they finished the candy and opened the door and were playing their grame and after a while I was having trouble seeing who was landing where, what with all the houses and hotels, so I used the ottoman which had ben politely left right up against the bed to climb up there on the bed and take a closer look.  And when I lept up there onto the bed there was a general tidal wave of houses and hotels and monopoly money and chance cards and coummity chest and all.  And the tidal wave kinda ended the monopoly game.

And the girls and the momPerson and everyone is all clueless and they call claim this tidal wave was Snoopys fault!  And that somehow I ruined the game.  Can someone please help me to explain to the clueless folks here in my home that they are all clueless and not only that but they are kinda lousy at the whole slave thing on top of it?

More later from Snoopy who wasn't even invited to play monopoly if you can believe that ....
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