[Dailydrool] The brat did it again

[AWoodrum]

After Sister Bea's last cat food theft (day before Thanksgivukkah during
vacuum cleaner debacle), I moved all dry cat food bowls into the laundry
room and barricaded the dogs out permanently.  Then I took down the
barricades on the kitchen doors.  Bad move.  Friday realized I had to go to
the grocery store quickly, so jumped in the car and off I go.  Kitchen doors
are no longer barricaded, no dry cat food so no problem, right?  Wrong.  

 

Some time while I was gone Sister Bea the Brat came in, jumped up in one of
the chairs at the kitchen table, then jumped onto the table to try to steal
wet cat food.  I give the cats a can of wet food in the evening, and trust
me, it was long gone by yesterday morning.  Didn't stop Bea, she knocked the
cat food saucer onto the floor, knocked the place mat it sits on onto the
floor, and knocked over one of my Christmas table decorations.  It's a good
thing she is normally so very sweet, or I'd kill me a dawg.  

 

Did Sister Bea.  Da Debil made me do it.  Nuffin else ta say.  Nitey-nite.

 

Anita Woodrum

awoodrum at clear.net

 

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