[Dailydrool] Ahoy Commander Bo!

lea pierce leapierce at leapierce.com
Sun Oct 27 23:19:58 PDT 2013


Adm. JED here, Commander.

Writing to second Drooler encouraging you to hold out for breakfast. Hounds
Majestic cannot command running on empty!

Worried you are not getting sufficient rest for command.

Perhaps it helps to know that I have Houndservant on permanent patrol to
the west, over the pacific coast, telescoped trained on your Islands. Would
take me a day or so to sail the HMS Certifiable to PBF Command in event of
invasion, but perhaps Commander will sleep better knowing that the Sonoma
Admiralty stands ready to protect World Basset Union against enemies
furiegn and domestic.

(Adm. cannot promise command readiness of HMS Certifiable, but it would be
a sight to see. Yes, it would.)

Just say the word (after you get up). Troops would be commanded to wait for
Commander Bo to wake up, get rations, and take command.

(Not exactly a rapid response force, but hey, we're from Whine Country.)

We serve at the pleasure of the Feet! Semper Fido, Adm. Bo!

Back to a lovely bottle captured during an action in the Spanish section of
BevMo.

Adm. JED "Snatch" Basset
Sonoma Admiralty/Pacific Basset Feet/BIG
Rear Admiral (commanding from the leather recliner of the HMS Certifiable's
bridge), Basset Intelligent Group (BIG)
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