[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy here,
 
Whew.  All I can say is whew!!!  Gracie had a full day birthday party yesterday and man oh man that girl can party.  I am here to tell you it was a non stop thrill ride.
 
Now, little Gracie has never had a birthday before and so we pulled out all the stops.  LuLu and I agreed between us that Gracie could do no wrong for the entire day.  Well, that was our first mistake.  She was charging into LuLu, she was up to all kinds of antics, she even stole a bag of cheetos off of the counter RIGHT in FRONT of me.  I yelled then, I couldn't help myself but the clueless momPerson got up and took it away from her and all I did was yell, never laid a paw on her.  Gracie went to PetCo and the clueless momPerson hoisted her up and let her help herself to snacks at the snack bar which no one has EVER done for me ..... something about Gracie being little ..... but still.  She picked out the most wonderful treat assortment, and momPerson got 3 of each and we ate them ALL DAY LONG.  Also momPerson bought a whole box of doggie dounuts which had frosting and sprinkles and we ate those all day too.  
 
I got Gracie a present .  I am allowed in the bathroom because I don't steal stuff and chew it up.  And so I mozzied on into the bathroom while dadPerson was in there and stuck my snooter into the garbage can and snatched a snack roll.  I charged out of the bathroom before dadPerson noticed and tossed the snack roll to little Gracie who proceeded to snack on it.  Aren't I just the best big brother ever?
 
We went to the dog park but didn't stay long.  Stupid wolves.  I don't like them and I SCREAM at them.  There is a lady with two of them and she likes to bring them to the dog park but the big male is unaltered and he ATTACKS dogs and has biten SEVERAL so the lady has been asked to keep her wolves out of the dog park so what does she do??  I'll tell you what she does she brings them down and walks them along the fence on the OUTSIDE.  But right along the fence.  She was complaining that her big male wolf bit a dog through the fence last week right on the nose and the dog owner had the nerve to take her dog to the vet over a little bity thing like that and the lady with the wolves had to pay $125 for the vet visit and anitbiotics.  She always pays the vet bills because owning wolves is illegal in California and they'll take them and fine her if they catch her.  Anyway a bunch of people at our dog park like the lady.  momPerson does not care for
 the lady .... she likes wolves but she doesn't think wolves make a good pet and she doesn't think the lady makes a good pet owner either.
 
After dinner we had our walk and dadPerson came along so that we could all 3 go together cause we like that best.  Little Gracie was all amped up on treats and excitement and she was all over the place, bumping into me and jostling me and all kinds of stuff but I let her do it, it was her big day.  momPerson walked me and Gracie and we bumped along shoulder to shoulder with dadPerson and LuLu coming along behind and laughing at us.  
 
The people sang Gracie happy birthday about 700 times and fed her enough treats to last until her NEXT birthday and bought us each a new stuffie which we all collapsed into sleep cuddling at sunset.  At bedtime we couldn't wake Gracie up ..... she was out cold so we all went to bed and around 3 am she came sniffing around the bed asking "hey, where can I jump up, I don't want to land on anybody again ...." so momPerson got up and picked her up and found her a spot.
 
More later from Snoopy who loves his little sister but is very glad she only has a birthday once a year
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