[Dailydrool] Dear Conley

[Valerie]

this is Mila in Hawaii,
  We are here too, though my roomies are both kind of subdued, leaving me to entertain myself. The commander is covered in some kind of yeast thing and is always in the bathtub all soaped up or drying off.and Harley has this spot on his foot he keeps chewing so he has to wear the cone of shame and sometimes even a sock. Every time the spot is almost gone, he figures out a way to get to it again. He has learned how to remove the cone by plunging his head into thick bushes and then backing out, and he just peels the sock off by gingerly taking the toe in his teeth and pulling. Mom keeps putting yucky tasting stuff on it but that wears off quickly, so basically mom is keeping an eye on him all the time except when she is by the bathtub with Bo. which means there are fewer dogs and people to entertain me. so I have taken upon myself the task of helping the realtor trying to sell the house across the street. every time he arrives with prospective buyers and parks on the street, I charge the gate and start barking at everyone. I figure prospective buyers should know right away that this is a dog neighborhood. and sometimes the clients cross the street and come over to say hello to me. I like that best. dad keeps calling me into the house though. but come Monday he'll be back at work and Mom will be playing dog hospital with the boys, so then I can show off my watchdog skills uninterrupted again. Mila